Be not schmuck, be not obnoxious
In which I stare at a wall of jams and have a cultural disconnect. An experience from this afternoon.
Employee of Cardullo's: Hello, can I help you find anything?
Me: (holding a jar of apricot jam already) Yes, please. Do you carry prune and poppy?
E.C.: I'm sorry, we don't sell poppy seeds, but we have prunes right over here.
(The prunes are in a plastic container with a Cardullo's sticker on them and otherwise indistinguishable from the significantly less expensive kind I have at home already, waiting to be made into prune filling if I can't locate any of the storebought kind. Which I was hoping to do at a store with a wall of jams.)
Me: Thanks, but I was looking for prune preserves. And poppy seed paste. I'm making hamantashn.
E.C.: Oh. (after showing me the shelf with tins of almond and pistachio paste, which is not what I'm looking for, either) We only carry those around the holidays.
Me: (mentally) What holidays? What other holidays are there where people buy up stores of poppy seed paste? Bake Mohntaschen? Do you have a run on hamantash fillings around Passover? Do you only celebrate the Latke-Hamantash Debate in this town? And while I'm being incredulous, the holidays? (aloud) Do you know anywhere else around here that sells them, then?
E.C.: No. They're specialty items.
Me: Thank you.
(I purchase a jar of damson jam, because it is plummy and unusual, and my original jar of apricot jam, resisting the employee's hard sell on a different brand, and a couple of caramels because some of them are the salt kind I like and others are made with balsamic vinegar and that's either a stroke of genius or a terrible idea—it's the former, fortunately—and I leave.)
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nineweaving; she was there.
On the bright side, even though I had to go to Lexington because we still don't have a functioning oven at home, I made nearly six dozen hamantashn tonight. The flavors are apricot, damson, strawberry (only a few, because the jam liquefied while baking), homemade prune (needed more soaking time, but the taste is good—sweetened with honey and cinnamon), and homemade poppy (totally unsuccessful, but I ate one as soon as it came out of the oven anyway. Tasted like a bagel. Not enough honey. Next year with more prep time). Some of them are coming to
phi's birthday tomorrow.
derspatchel ate one of the apricots when I got home and involuntarily patted his tummy.
So my day was, ultimately, emotionally and traditionally satisfying, and as a side effect of baking at my parents' house, I got to see the completed redecoration of my ex-bedroom into a nursery for the days every week my mother is babysitting her grandchild (it has a violet accent wall, a crib my father built, and art from four generations), but seriously, I didn't think either prunes or poppy seeds were that obscure.
Employee of Cardullo's: Hello, can I help you find anything?
Me: (holding a jar of apricot jam already) Yes, please. Do you carry prune and poppy?
E.C.: I'm sorry, we don't sell poppy seeds, but we have prunes right over here.
(The prunes are in a plastic container with a Cardullo's sticker on them and otherwise indistinguishable from the significantly less expensive kind I have at home already, waiting to be made into prune filling if I can't locate any of the storebought kind. Which I was hoping to do at a store with a wall of jams.)
Me: Thanks, but I was looking for prune preserves. And poppy seed paste. I'm making hamantashn.
E.C.: Oh. (after showing me the shelf with tins of almond and pistachio paste, which is not what I'm looking for, either) We only carry those around the holidays.
Me: (mentally) What holidays? What other holidays are there where people buy up stores of poppy seed paste? Bake Mohntaschen? Do you have a run on hamantash fillings around Passover? Do you only celebrate the Latke-Hamantash Debate in this town? And while I'm being incredulous, the holidays? (aloud) Do you know anywhere else around here that sells them, then?
E.C.: No. They're specialty items.
Me: Thank you.
(I purchase a jar of damson jam, because it is plummy and unusual, and my original jar of apricot jam, resisting the employee's hard sell on a different brand, and a couple of caramels because some of them are the salt kind I like and others are made with balsamic vinegar and that's either a stroke of genius or a terrible idea—it's the former, fortunately—and I leave.)
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On the bright side, even though I had to go to Lexington because we still don't have a functioning oven at home, I made nearly six dozen hamantashn tonight. The flavors are apricot, damson, strawberry (only a few, because the jam liquefied while baking), homemade prune (needed more soaking time, but the taste is good—sweetened with honey and cinnamon), and homemade poppy (totally unsuccessful, but I ate one as soon as it came out of the oven anyway. Tasted like a bagel. Not enough honey. Next year with more prep time). Some of them are coming to
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So my day was, ultimately, emotionally and traditionally satisfying, and as a side effect of baking at my parents' house, I got to see the completed redecoration of my ex-bedroom into a nursery for the days every week my mother is babysitting her grandchild (it has a violet accent wall, a crib my father built, and art from four generations), but seriously, I didn't think either prunes or poppy seeds were that obscure.
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Of course, I've been told that Indian Pudding (canned) is seasonal, too. In January. (Long stare: "It's winter. That's when you want Indian Pudding. When do you think its season is?" "Thanksgiving...")
King Arthur Flour used to sell good poppyseed paste, it would be worth keeping a few cans around if they still do. And the almond filling. You can roll them up in bread dough for quick-and-dirty special brunch treats.
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Filling
1 cup ground poppy seeds (about 4 ounces)
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons honey
1/2 cup shredded apricots or diced raisins
1 tablespoon grated lemon rind
1/4 cup sugar
1 cup milk
1 large apple, peeled and grated or finely chopped
Speaking as a gentile, I don't see why one wouldn't make this available year round, for the good of everyone.
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It's not that I couldn't find recipes for poppy seed filling online; it's that I couldn't find recipes for poppy seed filling online that weren't custard-based, meaning outside of my available time frame.
Speaking as a gentile, I don't see why one wouldn't make this available year round, for the good of everyone.
There is no reason you shouldn't!
(I would make the kind without either apple or apricots, myself, but I like poppy as a flavor.)
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My main experience with poppy seed filling is more from Chinese baking, along the following lines:
1 cup poppy seeds
1 cup water
1/4 cup sugar
zest of 1/2 lemon
1 teaspoon cornstarch or flour
Bring the water to the boil and add the poppy seeds. Simmer covered for 20 minutes. Let the seeds stand about 15 minutes, drain them well (pour off any excess water and press them with the back of a spoon…or pour the while thing through a very fine med strainer or cheese cloth). Stir in the sugar, lemon zest and cornstarch (or flour).
Which maybe you could find off the shelf at a Chinese grocer?
I find it inordinately upsetting that if I go to a regular grocery I find 50 variations on strawberry jam rather than 50 different jams.
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Check. Most of the recipes I found online (Ashkenazi or more broadly Eastern European in origin) looked pretty much like the one you copied above, plus eggs and minus the extraneous fruit. I was expecting to find something much more like the Chinese recipe (among other reasons because I imagined hamantashn were ideally parve, not dairy; I was surprised by all the butter and milk). What I tried myself was a quarter-cup of poppy seeds ground with lots and lots of honey and a few spices, but there was no cooking involved and perhaps that was the problem. I'll look around the next Chinese grocery I'm in.
I find it inordinately upsetting that if I go to a regular grocery I find 50 variations on strawberry jam rather than 50 different jams.
That's completely useless, yes.
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I've never had canned Indian pudding, but I would also expect it to be available in winter, yes. Just because foods become associated with holidays doesn't mean no one eats them the rest of the year round. I have eaten, myself, personally, apple pies that were made for neither Thanksgiving nor the Fourth of July. Trufax.
King Arthur Flour used to sell good poppyseed paste, it would be worth keeping a few cans around if they still do.
That's good to know. Thanks.