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sovay ([personal profile] sovay) wrote2014-03-14 11:51 pm

Be not schmuck, be not obnoxious

In which I stare at a wall of jams and have a cultural disconnect. An experience from this afternoon.

Employee of Cardullo's: Hello, can I help you find anything?

Me: (holding a jar of apricot jam already) Yes, please. Do you carry prune and poppy?

E.C.: I'm sorry, we don't sell poppy seeds, but we have prunes right over here.

(The prunes are in a plastic container with a Cardullo's sticker on them and otherwise indistinguishable from the significantly less expensive kind I have at home already, waiting to be made into prune filling if I can't locate any of the storebought kind. Which I was hoping to do at a store with a wall of jams.)

Me: Thanks, but I was looking for prune preserves. And poppy seed paste. I'm making hamantashn.

E.C.: Oh. (after showing me the shelf with tins of almond and pistachio paste, which is not what I'm looking for, either) We only carry those around the holidays.

Me: (mentally) What holidays? What other holidays are there where people buy up stores of poppy seed paste? Bake Mohntaschen? Do you have a run on hamantash fillings around Passover? Do you only celebrate the Latke-Hamantash Debate in this town? And while I'm being incredulous, the holidays? (aloud) Do you know anywhere else around here that sells them, then?

E.C.: No. They're specialty items.

Me: Thank you.

(I purchase a jar of damson jam, because it is plummy and unusual, and my original jar of apricot jam, resisting the employee's hard sell on a different brand, and a couple of caramels because some of them are the salt kind I like and others are made with balsamic vinegar and that's either a stroke of genius or a terrible idea—it's the former, fortunately—and I leave.)

Ask [livejournal.com profile] nineweaving; she was there.

On the bright side, even though I had to go to Lexington because we still don't have a functioning oven at home, I made nearly six dozen hamantashn tonight. The flavors are apricot, damson, strawberry (only a few, because the jam liquefied while baking), homemade prune (needed more soaking time, but the taste is good—sweetened with honey and cinnamon), and homemade poppy (totally unsuccessful, but I ate one as soon as it came out of the oven anyway. Tasted like a bagel. Not enough honey. Next year with more prep time). Some of them are coming to [personal profile] phi's birthday tomorrow. [livejournal.com profile] derspatchel ate one of the apricots when I got home and involuntarily patted his tummy.

So my day was, ultimately, emotionally and traditionally satisfying, and as a side effect of baking at my parents' house, I got to see the completed redecoration of my ex-bedroom into a nursery for the days every week my mother is babysitting her grandchild (it has a violet accent wall, a crib my father built, and art from four generations), but seriously, I didn't think either prunes or poppy seeds were that obscure.
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[personal profile] thistleingrey 2014-03-15 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Huh--I wouldn't have expected poppy seed paste to be so difficult nearish you, either. How weird.
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[personal profile] thistleingrey 2014-03-15 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, heh, having double-checked memory, Cardullo's is where I contemplated buying a friend some okay-for-Passover wine when I visited six years ago. The shop had some. I realized I didn't know anything about nuance, either for the household's practice or for what the shop had in stock, and got a different gift. But they did have some! Slender +1 to your speculation that the employee has certain commemorations utterly confused, then....
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[personal profile] skygiants 2014-03-15 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm also really surprised poppy seeds are that difficult to find! I've also never actually made the traditional poppy seed hamantaschen. ...this is mostly because I'm lazy and an inveterate use-whatever-jam-around-the-house-er. But we're low on jam and I have to buy some today if I want to embark on a hamantaschenfest tomorrow, so I think my plan is to go stare at the jam aisle in Whole Foods and make agonized faces of indecision. Maybe I will experiment with poppy at last, if they have it!
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[personal profile] movingfinger 2014-03-15 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh! Cans of Solo filling used to be a staple in the supermarket baking aisle. Not a specialty thing at all.

Of course, I've been told that Indian Pudding (canned) is seasonal, too. In January. (Long stare: "It's winter. That's when you want Indian Pudding. When do you think its season is?" "Thanksgiving...")

King Arthur Flour used to sell good poppyseed paste, it would be worth keeping a few cans around if they still do. And the almond filling. You can roll them up in bread dough for quick-and-dirty special brunch treats.
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[personal profile] rinue 2014-03-16 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Googling around, I found this possible poppy seed filling recipe:

Filling
1 cup ground poppy seeds (about 4 ounces)
2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons honey
1/2 cup shredded apricots or diced raisins
1 tablespoon grated lemon rind
1/4 cup sugar
1 cup milk
1 large apple, peeled and grated or finely chopped

Speaking as a gentile, I don't see why one wouldn't make this available year round, for the good of everyone.
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[personal profile] rinue 2014-03-16 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I did not mean to suggest you should have done the extra step of making custard filling; I was trying to see whether I had the right sense of what you were looking for and couldn't find at Cardullos. (Which, love that store if I'm browsing, but not if I'm looking for something. They are completely unpredictable, at least by me.)

My main experience with poppy seed filling is more from Chinese baking, along the following lines:

1 cup poppy seeds
1 cup water
1/4 cup sugar
zest of 1/2 lemon
1 teaspoon cornstarch or flour

Bring the water to the boil and add the poppy seeds. Simmer covered for 20 minutes. Let the seeds stand about 15 minutes, drain them well (pour off any excess water and press them with the back of a spoon…or pour the while thing through a very fine med strainer or cheese cloth). Stir in the sugar, lemon zest and cornstarch (or flour).

Which maybe you could find off the shelf at a Chinese grocer?

I find it inordinately upsetting that if I go to a regular grocery I find 50 variations on strawberry jam rather than 50 different jams.
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[identity profile] kerrickadrian.livejournal.com 2014-03-15 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Happy Purim! Six dozen hamantaschen! That's a lot of work.

Our hamantaschen turned into puffy round jam cookies; too much or too active baking powder I would guess? The pear-ginger conserve slipped off most of them but was otherwise delicious. We're combining Purim with an irreverent baby-naming ceremony co-facilitated by our more seriously religious friend and a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence.

[identity profile] nineweaving.livejournal.com 2014-03-15 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Evidently there are no Jews in the People's Republic of Cambridge. What?

How was the damson jam? They are the plums of Damascus, and the Romans scattered stones of them all across Britian. They are found in fosses.

I then went and ate a Duck Waffle, because Duck Waffle.

Nine
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[identity profile] rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com 2014-03-15 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
There is half a jar of damson jam in my fridge. To me it tastes exactly like raisins. Please take it away.

[identity profile] nineweaving.livejournal.com 2014-03-15 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, lovely. I adore damsons and you can't get them here.

The Duck Waffle was at the Sinclair. I looked in to see if General Tso's Brussels Sprouts could be carried away, saw this thing, and had to have it. Waffle with duck fat and maple syrup; crunchy cake of fried confit; frill of salad. It should come with a Health Hazard Warning. Divine.

Nine

[identity profile] desperance.livejournal.com 2014-03-15 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
Me: (mentally) What holidays? What other holidays are there where people buy up stores of poppy seed paste? Bake Mohntaschen? Do you have a run on hamantash fillings around Passover? Do you only celebrate the Latke-Hamantash Debate in this town? And while I'm being incredulous, the holidays?

Oh, dear. I am so sorry. I kind of feel guilty, as though you had run into an Englishman, although I know that cannot have been true.

[identity profile] ethelmay.livejournal.com 2014-03-15 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
And anyway lots of Christians make things with poppy-seed paste fillings. FOR EASTER, even.

[identity profile] davesmusictank.livejournal.com 2014-03-15 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. Sorry to hear your disconnect with staff that seemed indifferent to your needs.As a mystery shopper that would marked them down in the negative.

[identity profile] ashlyme.livejournal.com 2014-03-15 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Happy Purim! I'm glad you enjoyed the damson jam, despite the Cardullo's fail. (Try damson porter if you think you may have a taste for it.) They grow wild near my parents' house; I don't know if you have anywhere to plant one, but if you like I'll send you a stone or two when they come into fruit again.
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[identity profile] schreibergasse.livejournal.com 2014-03-17 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
The only beers I like are so dark, they taste like malt roofing tar

...that doesn't include Porter? which to me tastes mostly like smoke, and darkness.

I don't know if you have anywhere to plant one, but if you like I'll send you a stone or two when they come into fruit again.
Sigh. Someday, I hope to have somewhere to plant trees.
Next Year in Ipswich, I guess.
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[personal profile] beowabbit 2014-03-18 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Malt roofing tar! Wow! Now I really want malt roofing tar.
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[identity profile] schreibergasse.livejournal.com 2014-03-15 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That...is a lot of Hamantaschen.

Happy Purim! And Ides!
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[identity profile] radiotelescope.livejournal.com 2014-03-16 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
I know I've seen poppy seed filling in the Somerville zone -- recently, even -- but I'm locking up on where. Logic indicates it would have to have been Dave's or Formaggio Kitchen. Or Pemberton Farms. Mmf. Logic isn't being very helpful.

[identity profile] wirewalking.livejournal.com 2014-03-17 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
and others are made with balsamic vinegar and that's either a stroke of genius or a terrible idea—it's the former, fortunately

I make pomegranate balsamic caramels. I'm quite fond of them. I'll bring you some at Readercon if you like!

[identity profile] ap-aelfwine.livejournal.com 2014-03-17 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry for the fail at the shop, especially the obnoxious bit about "the holidays."

I didn't think either prunes or poppy seeds were that obscure.

I'd never thought that, either.

I'm glad the hamentashen worked out and that the day was ultimately satisfying.